Just got it two days ago, before we got out. We got six months and two days on the wagon as a good friend of Bill W.'s. Prosecutor wants to put us away for a dime, but the judge gives us rehab instead. They find two pounds of Jamaican lambswool. We were driving around with a deployed airbag. f*cking Middletown cop pulls us over for Suspicion of Mischief. Me and Silent Bob finally bought a car, we're cruising down to the Boardwalk. So, uh, I haven't seen you guys in a while, man. Shit, everything but coke, heroin and your cock. Our first customer since our triumphant return. Homeboy f*cked a Martian once." Holy shit. Like, be the first f*ck to see a new galaxy or find a new alien life-form. ♪♪ Grandma said, "Do come in, my little friend." ♪♪ You know, sometimes I wish I did a little more with my life instead of hanging out in front of places selling weed and shit. ♪♪ Grandma, what was it like ♪♪ To be on that holiday site? ♪♪ I wish I had a lawnmower ♪♪ You've got it, you've got it ♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪ I dream of cherry pies ♪♪ Candy bars and chocolate chip cookies ♪♪ You've got it, you've got it ♪♪ Don't leave me stranded here ♪♪ I can't get used to this lifestyle. ![]() ♪♪ I can't believe they haven't done anything with it yet.ĭo you mean to tell me you don't miss that place at all? ♪♪ Hey ♪♪ Once there were parking lots ♪♪ Now it's a peaceful oasis ♪♪ You've got it, you've got it ♪♪ This was a Pizza Hut ♪♪ Now it's all covered with daisies ♪♪ You've got it, you've got it ♪♪ I miss the honky-tonks, Dairy Queens and 7-Elevens ♪♪ You've got it, you've got it ♪♪ And as things fell apart ♪♪ Nobody paid much attention ♪♪ You've got it, you've got it ♪♪ Years ago ♪♪ I was an angry young man. I'd rather let them know I'm not an assh*le. If I were you, I'd spray-paint "eat p*ssy" across the side of the building in huge letters. ![]() You gonna do anything crazy before you leave New Jersey forever? When do you and your old lady head down to Florida? ♪♪ Here we stand ♪♪ Like an Adam and an Eve ♪♪ Waterfalls ♪♪ The Garden of Eden ♪♪ Two fools in love ♪♪ So beautiful. (Talking Heads' "Nothing But Flowers" intro playing) Now where am I gonna bring chicks to f*ck when my mom's home? ![]() I left the coffee pot on again, didn't I?
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